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Emails from an asshole
One of my favorite sites is Emails from an Asshole. The basic premise is that this guy emails people who post classified adds on Craigslist or wherever else. From there he basically just messes with them until they stop responding. Sounds lame and immature...sure. But the guy is pretty funny and creative in the process. And it is always interesting to see how people react.
Here is an excerpt:
WANTED - Microwave
I am looking for a used microwave. WHITE ONLY
I have a LG microwave that I want to sell for $30. I am aware that your ad said whites only, but I am an African American. I sincerly hope that this won't be a problem for you, and we can put race issues aside and just do business.
Thank you,
Jamal
From Amy ****** to Me:
I am so sorry that you misread my ad. I meant the microwave should be white, because it would match my kitchen.
Amy
From Me to Amy ******:
Oh, so because I am black, you think that I can't read? It really is amazing that the world we live in is still so racist. I'm sorry, but your insults have left me feeling sick. I don't think I can sell my microwave to a bigot.
Sincerely offended,
Jamal
From Amy ****** to Me:
I wasn't suggesting that you couldn't read. I'm not racist. If you read my whole email you would see that the ad was looking for a white microwave, not a white person. I changed the ad to avoid any confusion.
Amy
From Me to Amy ******:
So now you think that because I am black, I am too lazy to read your whole e-mails. Your racism is overwhelming. You will never get my microwave from me. I will, however, sell you a burning cross for your next klan meeting. Does $20 for the cross sound fair?
From Amy ****** to Me:
I can't write anything without you being offended! I give up!
From Me to Amy ******:
So you don't want the microwave?
From Amy ****** to Me:
Will you still sell it to me?
From Me to Amy ******:
I would never sell anything to a racist.
From Amy ****** to Me:
Ugh I'm done with you.
Funny whatever
How relevant is this blog going to be to our shirt site? Well, not very. We hope to post random funny links, pics, and videos. We will probably talk about shirts sometimes too.
To kick it all off, how about this:
Too bad this Its Always Sunny Episode didn't come on sooner. I had a couple of buddies that would have been down to go as Birds Of War, complete with the painted on abs and awesome dance song. Stomp, clap, stomp, stomp, clap!